March 2012
Watchsquidkneee:
oh my GOD
got some ramen.
so im ready to play runescape all night…
im such a loser
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
February 2012
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potential alternate meanings of YOLO
awes0mesauceexpl0sion:
merrrpes:
awes0mesauceexpl0sion:
merrrpes:
awes0mesauceexpl0sion:
you only lick orphans
you obviously license osteoporosis
you ordinarily lubricate osama
you orgasmic lady oboe
you obsessively lapdance octopi
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
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